Thank you to Weezel at What Scares You? for presenting me with this annoying prestigious blog award. In a few moments, I will be bestowing the honor on a few of you per the rules below.

Here are the rules:
1. Thank the person who gave this to you.
2. Copy the logo and place it on your blog.
3. Link to the person who nominated you.
4. Tell up to six outrageous lies about yourself, and at least one outrageous truth.
5. Nominate seven “Creative Writers” who might have fun coming up with outrageous lies.
6. Post links to the seven blogs you nominate.
7. Leave a comment on each of the blogs letting them know you nominated them.

Truth or Lies?

1. I sang back up on RuPaul’s first album.

2. I have hiked in the Alps.

3. I studied to be a mortician before I became a communications major in college.

4. I am the best cook in the entire world.

5. I clean up crime scenes as a part-time job.

6. I have no sense of smell.

7. I’m actually 65 years old.